I got a pleasant surprise in my mailbox the other day. The Hilton sent me a couple of offers for next weekend that look wonderful. On Friday, if I play for 15 minutes, I get a designer blanket. On Sunday, 15 minutes of play earns me a bottle of booze plus 5 times cashback. I’m there, dude. Both days.

What makes this interesting is I’ve barely played in the Hilton at all this year. It sounds like they want my business again. It may have to do with the fact that the few times I did go in there, I lost pretty badly. But in any case, these offers are enough to lure me back in the door.

Here’s a message to all the other joints in town. Send me an offer I can’t refuse, and you, too, will get a shot at my bankroll.

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